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Claiming that Balboa will
have run out of opponents when the time comes for yet
another sequel, a 1986 MAD Magazine feature lists its proposals for
Rocky VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI or "Rocky vs.
The Great Hollywood Villains". Check out the
following storyboards:
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VI SPOOF TRAILER |
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Rocky
VI: Die or Retire 
While
totally derisive and offensive to sensitive
Rockyites, this trailer is definitely worth seeing.
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| WEIRD
AL YANKOVIC |
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Rocky
XIII Theme  [.mp3
file]
Another
offensive blow is this song by Weird Al Yankovic
which expresses the heartache of a now older Rocky
tending his delicatessen. The lyrics may be
painful, but the song is well produced!
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ROCKY |
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Mini
Pops 
Semi-recently,
a challenging and addictive quiz (based on lo-fi but
very cool images) has been sweeping geek-nation. You
can test your pop-culture mettle by identifying
iconic characters from music, film, and
television.
Can
you guess who the figure at the right
is?
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| OFF-SITE
HUMOR |
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Rocky
in a Minute
Check
out Movie-a-Minute's ultra-condensed synopses of
dozens of classic movies, including the entire Rocky
series which is described as:
Rocky
LOSES a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever
fighting again. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an
injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then
Rocky LOSES a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight. Then
Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from
ever fighting again. Then Rocky beats up some kids
on the street.
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Rocky's
Phone Message
Listen
to this impersonator attempt to deal in real estate
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"I
Must Break You . . . Again"
An
amusing article 'written' by Ivan Drago
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Rocky
Balboa Soundboard 
The
most fun you can have with Rocky on the web
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